In a fantastically undemocratic affair KOLO held their AGM this week at a time and location unknown, unspecified and unpublicised by famously authoritarian tyrant H dot Millar. The whereabouts and hour of this meeting only leaked to a certain T dot J dot Borkowski, fresh from pre season scouting not only in Costa Rica and Nicaragua but also Macedonia and Serbia.

Whilst the scouting mission brought many new experiences to the young lad, unfortunately it has not lead to any contracts being offered.

Upon arrival at the old neighbourhood in chalford, pints were as always purchased, the boyish charm of the KOLO duo obviously working too well as the bulky elk behind the bar asked
for identification - Millar recoiled in shock (or perhaps delayed disgust at the meaty ogre employed at the usually respectable establishment). The burly yat soon realised her mistake upon the realisation that Millar was actually older than her, finally our pints were poured.

After a discussion of the off season scouting duties came to an end. The voting then began, and in a set of results less fair than the 'complete stitch up that i always look so fat in photos' (Priest 2015) and less surprising than a hart flake, T dot J dot Borkowski took academy captain and H dot Millar senior squad captain.

We wish them the best of luck.