With the main events over by a few days, rumours and subsequently stories have begun to emerge.

The first a fracas involving A dot Lowe and the second involving yet another guest in the now world famous J dot Baker van.

In the early hours, a minor and allegedly 'playful' dispute broke out between H dot Millar and A dot Lowe near the firepit. This 'playfighting' was unfortunately well past the depths of H dot Millar's memory and somewhat hazy in A dot Lowe's. But a quarrel between Bristol and Exeter is as predictable as a L dot Lobjanize Saturday detention. The altercation took a turn for the worse though.

As H dot Millar moved away from the site of the misunderstanding, commenting later it was because he was the 'bigger man' - critics have argued though that this is a bigger lie than the Virgin Mary being a virgin, at this point A dot Lowe - a pork bun in hand - hurled said item towards his opposite number and former Boyne comrade. His level of inebriation though meant the throw's accuracy was more wild than H dot Leschallas with a golf club, and rather than striking its intended target it hit a female caught in the cross fire.

Some would say understandably annoyed she turned to see the thrower, others would say calm down love and clean it up. At this point sources at the scene cannot be sure of H dot Millar's next actions, but the reaction of the victim, B dot Charnock, was to launch into a verbal tirade. The unfortunate victim was aided by a fellow Exeter student T dot Lewis. A dot Lowe it is believed responded to the initial verbal assault with a verbal attack of his own. When further abuse came from the Exeter crowd, sources say that famous choker A dot Lowe scurried off into the bushes not to be seen again.

Normally this would be considered cowardly behaviour but if B dot Charnock's previous altercation with KOLO members was anything to go by it was quite a canny move. Several years ago outside an establishment known as Zoo Bar in London, after yet another night on the piss H dot Millar strongly implied to her face that B dot Charnock was in fact a 'slut'. She did not take this news kindly.

B dot Charnock proceeded to attempt to launch a physical attack on H dot Millar (A dot Lowe a wise operator for avoiding that). Attempted kicks and punches were thrown, nimble as ever these were easily avoided by H dot Millar - who did not help the situation by continuing to laugh at the attacker.

Unaffected by the scene she was causing which looked like something straight out of Geordie Shore, B dot Charnock continued the assault. Eventually a combination of being called off, held back and I'm sure thoroughly embarrassed she relented. With figures of roughly 0 out of 40 shots on target the final whistle on that fiasco blew.

On hearing this A dot Lowe will be glad he didn't stoke that (mis)flaming fire any further.

This was not to be the only KOLO and Exeter meeting of the night though.

J dot Baker was on the prowl, perhaps spurred on by N dot Womersley's success. He did though have a huge advantage over N dot Womersley - his comfortable bed was not a 20 minute taxi drive away.

J dot Baker's evening lead him to H dot Lindsay, and won over by his perennial charm, academic prowess and the ownership of undeniably the best vehicle in Sheepscombe and debatably the finest that Gloucestershire has to offer J dot Baker was in.

So won over was she that even the 'Shall we go to my van?' chat up line worked. Which in this day and age with Yewtree officers swarming all over the party, due to one of the hosts very close connections with G dot Glitter, was a risky move but the gamble paid off.

Given the incoming wintery weather, and inclement conditions a wise choice by all parties. A night of spooning ensued. Before the offending parties removed themselves from the premises the next morning with the kind of haste that J dot Baker used to display on the 100m track back in the day. 'Top shagger' J dot Down reportedly disappointed by KOLO's finishing over the weekend, which he likened to that of E dot Heskey's.

These truths came out at the L dot John in Stroud on Wednesday evening, pints were consumed, after a very strong performance against Stroud Premiership Champions H dot Bait. Unfortunately KOLO's poor finishing continued with a 4-3 loss in a game that really should have been won comfortably.

One mystery does remain though, surrounding J dot Borkowksi's jaunt to Devon the previous week.

N.B. The photo is in response to the question: J dot Baker is incredibly kind isn't he?