W dot Priest was now in an absolute state, a sight not witnessed by KOLO members for a shockingly long period of time: perhaps two weeks. The slurred words though did not prevent him from inviting a brigade of the youth to the swimming pool. At this point J dot Borkowski snaked away before any major questions could be asked. Rumours of a Facetime with D dot Hayward just won’t stop surfacing. The remaining trio of H dot Millar, N dot Womersley and J dot Baker all turned down W dot Priest’s incredibly kind offer of a swim, but remained in pool vicinity observing the ensuing chaos. Impressively for such a late hour both F dot and T dot Priest were spotted continuing to party.

After much merriment, these three musketeers finally decided to call it a night. H dot Millar and N dot Womersley both very excited to spend their first night in J dot Baker’s van, which really was incredibly kind of him. J dot Borkowski however was sprawled across the back, in a rather undignified fashion. H dot Millar took a mattress across the first seats, with the others snuggling in the back.

Upon awaking at 5.30am, cold and uncomfortable like an ice bath shared with M dot Puddick, H dot Millar in a very unusual act slithered off through the dawn light. Upon arriving at work at lunchtime, he was informed by none other than I dot Collins that he did in fact ‘look like shit’. And so ended a weekend of debauched festivity, like it started on a low point. However the highs between these two nadirs really pushed the weekend to the upper echelons of KOLO revelry.

The celebrations weren't quite over though S dot Horder and H dot Millar once again frequenting the B dot Arms later on in an act branded by the Womersley Weekly as 'very impressive'. Quite bloody right.

This article has been brought to you by H dot Westons Cider which really fuelled a lot of the aforementioned antics. Our thoughts are with H dot Weston at this distressing time, after news coming in that a lot of their produce went missing over the weekend, no arrests have been made but police want to question H dot Millar in connection with this disappearance of vast quantities of the stuff.